My Metal journey started back in the 80’s when I was an awkward tween in Indiana. It started with bands like Ratt and Dokken, progressed to bands like Savatage and Priest, and fully blossomed when my dad agreed to let me buy Reign in Blood on cassette as long as I didn’t sacrifice any animals (true story). Though we both enjoyed both subgenres, I was more of the Death Metal guy while Eric was the Thrash King.
I got involved with Firesideometer when Eric came up with the idea and asked if I’d like to contribute. I’ve been along for the ride ever since and consider all of these fellows family. Now I’m just an educator who shocks the resident metalheads in their Cannibal Corpse shirts by asking whether they’re Team Barnes or Team Corpsegrinder.
2025 Mid-year ReviewHalfway through 2025 and already too much good stuff to process. These are the albums that cut through the noise.
2024 Year End Review - Brian's PicksBrian’s here to prove 2024 ruled for heavy metal with 15 meticulously ranked albums. Buckle up—2024 Listmania is officially underway!
Never Too Loud For Me: An Airbourne PrimerIt’s summer, it’s hot, and you’re looking for the perfect soundtrack. Well, look no more, because this Airbourne set has you covered!
2024 Mid-Year ReviewAfter a full-blown eternity, we're back with a mid-year review chock full of mind-blowing rock and metal albums for you to enjoy.
Give In to Darkness: An Introduction to Solo IhsahnIhsahn has a new record coming... are you caught up with his solo catalogue? You just have to give in and read on to acclimate yourself!
2023 Year End Review - Brian's PicksYou can tell from all the skulls in the banner image, 2023 is the year Brian finally honored his oath to keep it real as...
2023 Mid-Year ReviewAs the midyear sun blazes its searing light upon us, the Ometer rises from the ashes.
2022 Year End Review - Brian's PicksBrian steps up to cradle 2022 in his lap as it breathes its final dying gasp. Here... are... 15... barn... strikers...
October Kickstarter - Nile 101It's not October until you've donned the mask of Sebek and blasted this batch of brutal bangers from death metal kings Nile!
Porcupine Tree PrimerCurious about the band and not sure where to start? Not sure what all of the fuss is about? Give an hour to this playlist and find out!
Now That You're In, There'll Be No Turning Back: Dukesodus BangersIf you're one of the Zetro or bust tribe, see the error of your ways with this list of 100% certified bangers from the Dukes era.
Modern Zetrodus BangersYou did the Toxic Waltz as a kid, but Exodus' "dynasty of thrash notoriety" extends to the 21st Century. Start here with these Zetro hits.
